PUFF PAWS™ HILARIOUS CIGARETTE DOG TOY

5/5 stars – my dog’s life has never been cooler

By: kat (and cinnamoroll, the barking bandit)

I don’t know what kind of dark magic they put in these dog cigarettes, but ever since my dog lit one up, he’s been acting like he just got out of juvie and saw too much.

He leans against the corner of our fence like a washed-up jazz musician, blowing invisible smoke rings and judging the neighbor’s golden doodle like she’s the one who changed. He doesn’t bark anymore—he just lets out one slow exhale like, “this world’s gone to the cats.”

Before the dog cigs, he chased squirrels. Now? He debates them. Existentially.

These aren’t your grandma’s chew sticks. These are for gritty, trenchcoat-wearing, noir-detective dogs with a past. Every puff is like a tiny monologue about how “kibble just don’t taste the same no more.”

Downside? He keeps asking to borrow five bucks and muttering about a “big score.”
Upside? He’s never been cooler. I think he’s dating a retired show poodle now.
Would i buy

Everything is well recommended, 100% good product, just as I expected, I loved it, everything was good and fast, thank you for everything.

Hilarious and amazing

Puppy loved it but broke the squeaker and then there was sharp plastic and had to take it away

Items came very slow